Great Top Ten

Top ten ways the Bible would be different if it were written by college students:

10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.

9. The 10 Commandments would only be 5 - double spaced - and written in large font.

8. There would be a new edition every 2 years to limit re-selling.

7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.

6. Paul's letter to the Roman's becomes Paul's email to abuse@romans.gov

5. Reason Kain killed Abel: they were roommates.

4.The place where the end of the world takes place is FINALS; not Armageddon.

3. Out go the mules, in comes the mountain bikes.

2. Reason why Moses and followers wondered for 40 years: They didn't want to ask for directions and look like freshies.

1. Instead of God creating the world in 6 days and resting on the 7th, he would have put it off until the night before it was due and pulled an all-nighter.


Peace out bitches, 2% milk and Cheerios - here I come.