I brake for....OH SHIT!! NO BRAKES!!! (part II)

Some more sayings I'd like to put on my customized license plate holder:

WORK HARDER
Millions on welfare depend on you


TAKE REVENGE
Shit on a Pigeon


4 out of 3 people
Have trouble with fractions


If money is the root of all evil
Why do churches beg for it?


Jesus might love you
...but everyone else thinks you're an ass


Save your breath, jackass
You'll need it to blow up your date


Some people are only alive
Because it's illegal to shoot them


Word.