FDA Announcement

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been soliciting a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Names also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and Ibepokin.
Also, in pharmaceutical news, Pfizer Corporation and PepsiCo announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by PepsiCo as a power beverage similar to RED BULL. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one! Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives a new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks". Pepsi will market the new "pick me upper", sold in six pack, pony-sized bottles, under the trade name of Mount & Do.

Peace out, bitches......a long warm shower - here I come!