Blazing Saddles - vs - Brokeback Mountain?

TOP TEN OLD WEST PHRASES THAT WILL NEVER SOUND THE SAME AFTER THAT DAMNED GAY COWBOY MOVIE

1. "I'm going to pump you full of lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep."
3. "Don't fret - I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, partner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore"
7. "Hold it right there! Now move your hand, reeeeaaal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride 'em cowboy!"


Peace out bitches - a glass of apple-cranberry juice, here I come.