Top Ten Favorite Arnold Facts

Here is a list of my favorite top ten Arnold Schwartzenegger facts:

1. Arnold Schwartzenegger is, in fact, a mammal.

2. Arnold Schwartzenegger destroyed the periodic table, because Arnold Schwartzenegger only recognizes the element of surprise.

3. The movie "terminator" won 17 oscars in 1984 for Best Documentary

4. Arnold Schwartzenegger's marriage to Maria Shriver is actually a genetic experiment to breed the worlds first bullet-proof Kennedy.

5.There are 3 things that are essential for most humans to survive: water, food, and oxygen. Arnold Schwartzenegger, however, only needs two things: his fists.

6. Arnold Schwartzenegger is the only U.S. Governor who both approves and performs state executions.

7. Arnold Schwartzenegger was tested for every type of cancer known to mankind. All tests came back negative. This is because it is in fact, not a tumor.

8. Arnold Schwartzenegger's favorite food group is human flesh

9. Although Newton's Third Law states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to Arnold Schwartzenegger's fist punching you in the face.

10. Arnold Schwartzenegger plays Raquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.