Getting Older?

Sorry it's been a while since my last post. I just realized that I can do this from work, so I'll probably be posting more.


Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond


And now back to our regularly scheduled program: "Crispy, the dope-smoking clown"


Games to play when you're older:
1. Sag, you're it
2. Hide and go pee
3. 20 questions in your good ear
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse said bend over
6. Musical recliners

You know you're old when...
1. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
2. Getting a little action means you don't need any fiber that day.
3. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
4. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee.
and for the women...
5. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


Randomness:
- If raising children was easy, it wouldn't begin with 'Labor'.
- Eating natural foods just means you will die of natural causes.
- The easiest way to find something you've lost is to buy a replacement for it.
- Since everyone now owns a camcorder, no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to.
- In the 60's people took acid to make the world seem weird, now people take Prozac to make it normal.
- Do illiterate people know when they're eating alphabet soup?

and finally....
- If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares....why in the hell is there a song about him??


Until next time...

peace out bitches......leaving work - here I come!