David Hasslehoff

D.H. fact of the day:

David Hasslehoff once ate three 72-ounce steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.


...so I'm having a baby on Wednesday. I'm actually more freaked out than I was the first time. I'm having wierd dreams, and yesterday, I found myself compelled to drive to Toys-r-Us, and I walked around the baby section because I was sure there was something I needed to buy.

...there was nothing I needed to buy. It's a strange mental condition called the "Holy Shit I'm Having Another Baby" syndrome. I guess I'll be over it on Wednesday.

Damn. Nervousness sucks.


Peace out, lovely people....work, here I come.