Struggling Baltimore musical genius... forced into the bullshit shuffle of Corporate America...now I've broken free from the grasp of THE MAN - only to become THE MAN!. Graduate of the ever prestigious University of Baltimore with B.S. in Criminology. Member of an elite quasi-experimental group known as.. "The Clay Aiken/Barry Manilow Conspiracy Theorist Network" whose main goal is to make the world a safer place by ridding it of all known Kathy Lee Gifford albums.
I love to laugh at my own jokes. Sometimes I can be a bit raunchy. I like peanut butter. One time, my mother caught me masterbating...... I was 17.
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take me to fly from New York City to L.A.?"
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