Moron or Oxymoron?

Chuck Norris fact of the day:

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass-kicking in real time.

and now back to our regularly scheduled program...


Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages (except those under 13 without parental guidance)...

It's the 1st Annual... John's Top 20 Oxymoron List.

20. Government Organization
19. Alone together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

Peace out bitches........a long grueling day of payroll tax work, here I come.