Sometimes...

Musician joke of the day:

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a banjo.

doh!

And now back to our regularly scheduled documentary...."Pokemon: The truths about Viagra."

In my inbox the other day was something so true, I just had to write it down...

SOMETIMES

Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.

Sometimes...
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes...
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress

Sometimes...
when you are happy...
no one sees your smile.





but...FART just one time...
and it seems everybody knows!!


That's it. Show's over. Go home. Be good to your bartenders and waitresses. Tip Well. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Drink 'em up....

and remember....coming soon. It's the return of the Chuck Norris fact of the day, and the David Hasslehoff fact of the day.

Stay tuned.

Peace out, bitches............KIX cereal, here I come!