Random thoughts

Chuck Norris fact of the day:

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

And now back to our regular scheduled program...

For Thursday, June 22, 2006....here is your Random Thought of the Day.

I think our life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better each day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get as gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last nine months floating peacefully, with luxuries like central heating, spa room services on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.


Peace out, bitches......playful daughter, here I come!