Ancient Chinese Proverbs

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There are a few Ancient Chinese Proverbs that have been hidden for thousands of years. They were finally uncovered this morning. I thought I'd share them here on this blog, before they make the news...


Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone

Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, always going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

He who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is bullshit. man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on Earth but next to best thing on Earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight wife all day get no peace at night.

It take many nails to build crib; only one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change in the basement.

Man who fish in other mans well catch crabs.

These two are my personal favorite...

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


There ya go! Hope you chuckled at least once. I nearly pee'd myself on the last two. Word.


Word up bitches.............air conditioner blowing on my back while I eat breakfast, here I come.