SLEEPING AT WORK...

So what. I fall asleep at my desk at work. It happens all the time. Even when I get a lot of sleep. It must be a combination of sleep apnea, narcolepsy, and a poor diet. BUT, I have come up with a way to overcome this problem. For those of you who have the same problem, please take note.

If you get caught sleeping at your desk, here is a list of 10 things to say - from my personal library. Thank me later.


10. "Yep, they told me at the Blood Bank that this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap. They really raved about these at that time management seminar you sent me to."
8. "Whoa! Guess I left the top off my WhiteOut. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance?"
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big tax problem! Now I must start again."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Someone put the decaf in the wrong pot!"


and the best one that you could ever use is...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."




Peace out bitches..... coco crispies, here I come!