I'm still here...

I'm still here. It's societies fault that I haven't posted in a while. I'm trying to be a sophisticated socialite. Ok, fine, so I don't know what that means. Sue me. My wife and I are due to have a baby on July 19th. It's getting hectic now. She is at the point where she really should not be doing anything but going to work, coming home, and resting. She really isn't that type of person, though. She insists on cleaning, doing laundry, washing dishes, and even going outside and weeding. So, we came to a compromise that she wouldn't really work around the house anymore (except for the dishes). Shit. Bad idea for me. I forgot how much it sucks doing all the chores. And I also forgot how much of a lazy ass I am. I haven't cut the lawn in 2 weeks, and by the time I finish the laundry, it's time to start doing the laundry again! Damn. I'm seriously thinking about hiring a service that will come do all this shit, so I can sit back and play my playstation, and screw around here, online. Nah. I can do it. First name: Will. Last name: Power. I got this shit, man.

And I'm going to make it a point to step up my time inbetween blogs. I'll try to post something at least once a day. Cha...we'lll see if that's possible! Oh, don't think I haven't been thinking about this shit, either. I've got some great blogs that I've written in my head. I just need to put them online. Hmmmm...I think I'll start with the wonderful and inspiring new city motto that some Baltimoron was paid way too much money to come up with. BALTIMORE: "Get in on it!" What the fuck!?!? Get in on what? Crack? Homelessness? Crooked polititians and cops? More on that in another blog.

And I'm gonna have a great blog on the horse that broke it's leg at the Preakness. And how hundreds of thousands of people are reaching out in support of this horse. Awww. Boo-fucking-hoo.

And there may be a blog coming up that was inspired by the recent Baltimore 10-year old that went into her 4th grade class, took out a steak knife, and jammed it into the neck, shoulder, and arm of another student. YEAH! Get in on it, Baltimore!!



I got something for you to get in on.... deez nuts.

(sorry, I have to bring back some old school 'deez nuts' jokes every once in a while! It still makes me giggle.)

Blogger: "Knock, knock"

Reader: "Who's there?"

Blogger: "Deez nuts!"


...see, I'm giggling right now. And I probably will be giggling all day because of that shit. Funny. Damn funny.

:)




Peace out, bitches...orange juice and pancakes, here I come.