Thursday, April 21, 2005

Introduction to a twisted mind...

I guess this is how I start my journey as a "blogger". I need to inform those of you who read this of a few things. First, I can't spell worth a shit. Second, I think that as I get older I am developing dislexia. This sucks real bad because I am also agnostic. My dog hates me because I have never believed in him! OH! (insert comedy drum fill here)
Seriously, I think I am developing dislexia, though. But it could just be the fact that I am a raving hypochondriac. So if you notice any sort of blog that looks like jmubled up siht, then please ignore it.
I am a twisted sorta guy so bear with me. One time my mom caught me masterbating. I don't know what happened to me as a child, but I developed a really sick and twisted sense of humor. You'll see...

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